To avoid any misunderstanding: this is fan fiction in the best sense of the word, not a strictly scientific publication with peer review. But the study by Ball regular Miya Komori-Glatz is so charming and insightful that we don’t want to keep it from our audience. Enjoy!

Dr. Miya Komori-Glatz is a Senior Lecturer at the Department of Business Communication, WU Vienna University of Economics and Business. Having completed her first degree at the University of Cambridge, she continued her studies at the University of Vienna. While her main research interests examine the intersection of language, communication, business and higher education, her broader interests include the intersection of Wien, Wein und Walzer.